Now You Are On Your Own....

Now you know what you need to survive an apocalypse. Keep everyone close so that you can get them killed first, get the right supplies, attack in groups, kill smartly, and so much more! When in doubt when how to raid a Wal-Mart look right here and it will guide you to success. Every so often if I feel so inclined to give all you wonderful people another hint on survival I might just post again, but who knows the aliens and zombies could get to me before then.... Good luck. Keep your guard up. You never know when they will strike.

Are They Really Your Friend?

Most likely when trying to survive during an event such as an apocalypse, everyone else has the same objective as you do which is to not die. So how do you really know if they really care about if your life is at risk? They could be plotting against you the whole time they are with you to try and put you in the way of a solar beam blast or something of that sort so they can survive! It would be in your best interest to do this, not trust anyone. Make people trust you so that you can throw them "under the bus" so that you can keep trying to live a happy life :)

Do you want that to happen to you? ============>

Weaknesses Of The Enemy

1) Aliens: Usually they have a pretty squishy head and mid section so it would be best to aim at those areas when attacking them. They have super brain powers so I would advise to not attack them from behind because they will be able to sense you.

2) Zombies: They are very stupid. They don't know what is going on because their brains were sucked out when they turned to the "dark side", so you could easily outsmart them. Don't underestimate them though because their ability to change you happens quickly and you can't fight back.
Aim at these areas of the enemy and you will be sure to have a victory!

Materials For Survival

When trying to survive an apocalypse there are some types of materials that you will definitely need. Like water! If it wasn't for water then, well, you would die due to lack of hydration. You would also need a form of meat so you could kill your comrades to live! Other fruits and vegetables could possibly be found once the world recovers from the tragedy but until then you would have to go without. You could make a home out of a pile of sticks and glue them together with mud and straw mixed together. Don't forget to make some blankets because otherwise you would freeze to death in the winter time. Don't forget these crucial items when trying to survive after an apocalypse, otherwise you will obviously parish.

The Avengers

I recently went and saw "The Avengers" and thought it was a fantastic movie! It got me thinking about how there is really no possible way for us to save the world if it is being attacked by some outside power. Like if we were attacked by aliens or zombies there is probably no way that anyone could survive because there is no one would could win when fighting them. If we had super hero's then surviving would be no problem at all but since there is no real Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawk-eye, or Nick Fury; then, personally, I think that the would is screwed if the world really does end this coming December.

Attacking In Groups

When one is is being attacked or planning an attack on zombies or aliens it is always better to attacking in groups. For one, this would give the human side a better chance at successfully take down the enemies forces. If you were by yourself and trying to kill hundreds of zombies or aliens there is almost a 100% chance that you will die, unless you are Superman but no one is like that these days. Another reason to attack the enemy in a group is that if your mission is starting to fail and it looks like you won't have a chance at winning you can sneak away and leave the rest of the group behind so that you can survive yet another day after the apocalypse.

How To Raid A Wal-Mart!

Since Wal-Mart is a store with practically everything you could need when trying to survive an apocalypse. So what I would suggest when raiding a Wal-Mart is just grabbing everything that you can see! Most likely when the world is ending there will be no one guarding the place since they will all be trying to survive as well. You just run inside and walk around all stealth just in case there is something that's going to attack you around the corner! You could even pitch a tent inside of Wal-Mart so that you can just live there and have everything you need right at your finger-tips!

It's Earth Day!

Since it is Earth Day I thought that I would post something that is summarizing this wonderful world that we have! The Rocky Mountains, the grass, the sky, the trees, and especially the rain ad flowers. These are some of the things to love about the world. The smell of rain is one of my personal favorites. I wish I could bottle the smell of rain so that I could have it with me 24/7! Same with flowers, like lilacs, they smell delicious. Not like I would go out and them but delicious is the only word that I could think of to describe there wonderful smell. The world in the season of summer is the absolute best because my favorite elements of Earth are brought out to their full potential.

.An Unrealistic World Could Possibly End.

Wile speaking with some friends of mine another theory, that is highly unlikely, came to our attention. This theory would be that everyone will explode. It will start with one person and the explosions will work their way through every single human on the planet until they are all gone. It's a very depressing thought, more like an idea, but it would be somewhat like popcorn! It's really rare that a great amount of popcorn will not be popped, so if you think that you could survive this catastrophe, you probably won't. You will eventually explode and if you do survive that you will then die of starvation since the animals and plants will all be gone as well. So to those survivors out there... Good Luck ;)

.The World Will End Like This.

With the many ideas going through people minds of how the world is going to end, any one of them could be what actually happens but no. What is really going to happen is that North Korea is going to shoot us with missiles and we are all going to die. It really makes perfect sense since they are communist and hate us for trying to make them a non-communist country so why not shoot us? It would only start a World War III no big deal. Not. It would be an awful way for the world to end due to the fact that war is something we have already gone through before instead of something interesting and cool like a zombie attack!

What Not To Do As The World Is Falling Apart

As the world is falling apart there are some things that one should definitely avoid during this process. I am not apposed to having fun while our lives are crashing down before us, but if you think about it something of that sort would probably not be advised. One should be trying to survive, like taking cover in a bomb shelter if things are coming down from the sky or stocking up on weapons if zombies are coming to eat your brains out! So if you really want to succeed in living through the worlds end don't sit on your ass and do nothing or go out and have a lot of fun, go out and "fight" for the life you have created for yourself.

This Is The Year...

Everyone has been awaiting the year 2012 ever since we discovered that the Mayan calendar stops on December 21, 2012. Each day we get closer and closer to the supposed "end of the world". Some people say it's the coming of God or the world will basically fall apart, in either case we are all screwed; hence, this blog was created! Though I do not believe that that world is going to come to a traumatic end this year, once month and eleven days to be exact, I shall please others on how to survive this tragedy to be. And if, perchance, everyone is to survive then we will all know what to do with ourselves after the fact.