Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Now You Are On Your Own....


Now you know what you need to survive an apocalypse. Keep everyone close so that you can get them killed first, get the right supplies, attack in groups, kill smartly, and so much more! When in doubt when how to raid a Wal-Mart look right here and it will guide you to success. Every so often if I feel so inclined to give all you wonderful people another hint on survival I might just post again, but who knows the aliens and zombies could get to me before then.... Good luck. Keep your guard up. You never know when they will strike.

Are They Really Your Friend?

Most likely when trying to survive during an event such as an apocalypse, everyone else has the same objective as you do which is to not die. So how do you really know if they really care about if your life is at risk? They could be plotting against you the whole time they are with you to try and put you in the way of a solar beam blast or something of that sort so they can survive! It would be in your best interest to do this, not trust anyone. Make people trust you so that you can throw them "under the bus" so that you can keep trying to live a happy life :)

Do you want that to happen to you? ============>

Weaknesses Of The Enemy

1) Aliens: Usually they have a pretty squishy head and mid section so it would be best to aim at those areas when attacking them. They have super brain powers so I would advise to not attack them from behind because they will be able to sense you.


2) Zombies: They are very stupid. They don't know what is going on because their brains were sucked out when they turned to the "dark side", so you could easily outsmart them. Don't underestimate them though because their ability to change you happens quickly and you can't fight back.
Aim at these areas of the enemy and you will be sure to have a victory!

Materials For Survival

When trying to survive an apocalypse there are some types of materials that you will definitely need. Like water! If it wasn't for water then, well, you would die due to lack of hydration. You would also need a form of meat so you could kill your comrades to live! Other fruits and vegetables could possibly be found once the world recovers from the tragedy but until then you would have to go without. You could make a home out of a pile of sticks and glue them together with mud and straw mixed together. Don't forget to make some blankets because otherwise you would freeze to death in the winter time. Don't forget these crucial items when trying to survive after an apocalypse, otherwise you will obviously parish.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Avengers

I recently went and saw "The Avengers" and thought it was a fantastic movie! It got me thinking about how there is really no possible way for us to save the world if it is being attacked by some outside power. Like if we were attacked by aliens or zombies there is probably no way that anyone could survive because there is no one would could win when fighting them. If we had super hero's then surviving would be no problem at all but since there is no real Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawk-eye, or Nick Fury; then, personally, I think that the would is screwed if the world really does end this coming December.


Friday, May 18, 2012

Attacking In Groups

When one is is being attacked or planning an attack on zombies or aliens it is always better to attacking in groups. For one, this would give the human side a better chance at successfully take down the enemies forces. If you were by yourself and trying to kill hundreds of zombies or aliens there is almost a 100% chance that you will die, unless you are Superman but no one is like that these days. Another reason to attack the enemy in a group is that if your mission is starting to fail and it looks like you won't have a chance at winning you can sneak away and leave the rest of the group behind so that you can survive yet another day after the apocalypse.


Friday, May 11, 2012

How To Raid A Wal-Mart!

Since Wal-Mart is a store with practically everything you could need when trying to survive an apocalypse. So what I would suggest when raiding a Wal-Mart is just grabbing everything that you can see! Most likely when the world is ending there will be no one guarding the place since they will all be trying to survive as well. You just run inside and walk around all stealth just in case there is something that's going to attack you around the corner! You could even pitch a tent inside of Wal-Mart so that you can just live there and have everything you need right at your finger-tips!